Ri Sol-ju

Ri Sol-ju is the wife of Kim Jong Un and one of the most perfect human beings imaginable.

History
Right before she and Kim Jong Un were wedded, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Ryan Gosling Reynolds burst in to make Ri marry them (and a baby goat who is also gay). She was injured when Ryan fired a laser beam, but was saved when Kim transferred her into a robot that looked exactly like Anne Hathaway.